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7 years 10 months ago #25559 by hairybeasty
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Best quote today was overheard as two old ladies walked along a footpath at the back of the barns..remarking on the amount of shed wool on the ground and on the fence,one says to the other..."is it sheep thats left all this wool?"

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7 years 9 months ago #25603 by hairybeasty
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Todays was from a young lad,working on the Estate,who earnestly told me "it's nasty that Melon-gitis..dont want to get that!!"

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7 years 9 months ago #25616 by feldandjack
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My favorite is the flustered old lady that came in to the office while rummaging in her handbag. She didn't look up and just said "I know I'm a bit early, but I thought you could fit me in if your quiet"

She thought she was in the hairdressers next door :blink:

She looked up sharpish when I said I couldn't 'fit her in' til she stopped breathing :laugh:

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7 years 9 months ago #25678 by hairybeasty
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Overheard today from small child's mother while looking to buy horse.. "no,dont say s@@t,say poo"... :blink:

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7 years 9 months ago - 7 years 9 months ago #25872 by hairybeasty
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When given an egg and cress sandwich today,HB junior said he didnt like it,and wouldnt eat it.. :angry:
We said "but you like egg sandwiches", to which the wee ratbag replied "But this ones got flowers in it!" :blink: :laugh:
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7 years 9 months ago #25875 by houndy
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hairybeasty wrote:

When given an egg and cress sandwich today,HB junior said he didnt like it,and wouldnt eat it.. :angry:
We said "but you like egg sandwiches", to which the wee ratbag replied "But this ones got flowers in it!" :blink: :laugh:


:laugh: Bless

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7 years 9 months ago #25881 by Sid
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Good point, HB Jr, but these flowers taste wonderful and an egg buttie is greatly improved thereby. Give it another try, lad.

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7 years 9 months ago #25890 by Trafalgarhills
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Last week Sarah was at Kindy and they were reading a story "....Jack and Jill had a picnic basket and a picnic blanket.... so where were they going?" Sarah puts up her hand and says "a hunt!" the teacher says to her "no Sarah, they had a picnic basket and a picnic blanket so where were they going?" so Sarah says "I just told you A HUNT". Think she's been to too many hunt breakfasts lately.

Then I was getting ready last week and was putting on my stock. I asked Sarah if she knew what it was called and she said "a ribbon????" so I said " no, its a stock. and whats it for?" to which she answered "its to keep your head on if you fall off"

Sarah and I have been discussing our toddler Ella who is rather mischievous. I said to Sarah after one incident where I had to remove her head from some bars or something "D'you think we should change her?" Sarah says "yes" and I thought she was going to say something about getting a baby brother etc but no, she continued "we could get a salad instead"

Then last night Sarah and I were having a chat before bed and i asked if she remembered when Mummy had Ella in my tummy. Sarah was very serious and Said "oh yes, then Daddy pulled her out of your tummy and we put her in the sea and Granny from Scotland cut her tail off" I can see we may have to have serious therapy in future for the two kids.

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7 years 9 months ago #25973 by hairybeasty
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Amazing how they get their wires crossed innit?

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7 years 9 months ago #25974 by Jacobite
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I like them all, your Sarah sounds quite a character :laugh:

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7 years 9 months ago #26318 by hairybeasty
hairybeasty replied the topic: Re:Quote of the day...
Some people say that Opera is not what it used to be,and that is what is wrong with it.....
I say Opera is exactly how it used to be...and that is what is wrong with it..

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7 years 9 months ago - 7 years 9 months ago #26324 by Joerg Yoki
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Some people say that Opera is not what it used to be,and that is what is wrong with it.....
I say Opera is exactly how it used to be...and that is what is wrong with it..


Very good HB



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7 years 9 months ago #26358 by feldandjack
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Wait til you hear the quote of the day from the lure coursing, HB junior is some machine :laugh:

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7 years 9 months ago #26361 by hairybeasty
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Was that the "dog poo" one,the "old dog" one or one I didn't hear?

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7 years 9 months ago #26382 by feldandjack
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Old dog :-)

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7 years 9 months ago - 7 years 9 months ago #26383 by hairybeasty
hairybeasty replied the topic: Re:Quote of the day...
OK..here goes...sorry in advance to Sue and Kevin.. :blush:
My son who is just three asked of Lady Tarka at lure coursing "Daddy what's wrong with that doggy,and why cant it walk properly?"
I said "It's a very old doggy,and thats why"
He said "If it's that old,is it going in the bin?" :laugh: :blush: :S
Gawd only knows where he gets it from..I blame his mother.. :angry:
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7 years 9 months ago #26455 by Sid
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Nice try, but Mrs Hairybeasty is far too much of a lady to have passed those genes on. Admit it, Al, he gets it from you!

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7 years 9 months ago #26456 by hairybeasty
hairybeasty replied the topic: Re:Quote of the day...
Fair enough..sure you're right...worth a try surely? ;)
OK..try again..I blame my parents.. :blush:

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7 years 6 months ago #28324 by hairybeasty
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Sid wrote:

Nice try, but Mrs Hairybeasty is far too much of a lady to have passed those genes on. Admit it, Al, he gets it from you!


Talking of genes,we took HB junior to the doctors for his jabs last week...
The nurse was asking him questions about his body.."what are your ears for"..etc
When asked what his nose was for..he replied earnestly..
"For picking".. :blink: :pinch:

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7 years 6 months ago #28330 by Sid
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What a wonderful child! Keep him like that.

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