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8 years 10 months ago #25677 by hairybeasty
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Thanks Joerg...good to see I am not totally wasting my time... ;)

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8 years 10 months ago #26186 by hairybeasty
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Took dog to the pub last night..he lay under the table,and after a few minutes he passed wind in a most alarming manner.. :blush:
A well dressed gentleman turned to me and said "excuse me,but has your dog blown orf?"
To which I replied "Of course he has you silly man,you don't think he always smells like that do you?" :S

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8 years 10 months ago #26189 by Trowsahound
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You must know the one about the Border Collie?

Farmer says to Collie 'Right go and round up those sheep and put them in that pen over there please, and then I'll give you a bone'
Collie says 'No problem, back in a minute' and goes off to get the sheep, comes back 10 minutes later and says 'Ok, there's fifty sheep there in that pen, can I have my bone now?'
Farmer says 'Thats funny, there were only 47 when I was last out there?'
Collies says 'You told me to round them up!!'

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8 years 10 months ago #26197 by hairybeasty
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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8 years 10 months ago #26227 by Joerg Yoki
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Yep, very good :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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8 years 10 months ago #26388 by Ironstone
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This bit of wishful thinking turned up in my inbox recently!

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8 years 10 months ago #26389 by Joerg Yoki
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Hello Shelley,

Very clean and orderly the dogs in Canada.

Regards
Joerg and Yoki dh:)

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8 years 10 months ago #26442 by Ironstone
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Don't know why people persist in sending this sort of rubbish to me!!

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8 years 10 months ago #26459 by hairybeasty
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Probably because you are as daft as the rest of us...love it.. :laugh:

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8 years 9 months ago #26816 by hairybeasty
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Why does a dog make friends wherever it goes?

Because it wags it's tail and not it's tongue... :pinch:

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8 years 9 months ago #27046 by Brollachan
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Just a little fun
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8 years 9 months ago #27047 by Brollachan
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And another
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8 years 9 months ago #27048 by Brollachan
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Can't help myself :)
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8 years 9 months ago #27051 by Joerg Yoki
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Thanks Brollachan
for the funny drawings.



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8 years 9 months ago #27056 by hairybeasty
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;) :laugh: :laugh: Well done for finding them...needed a good laugh... :laugh:

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8 years 9 months ago #27072 by Brollachan
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But wait there is more
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8 years 9 months ago - 8 years 9 months ago #27073 by Brollachan
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and another
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8 years 9 months ago #27074 by Brollachan
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8 years 9 months ago #27075 by Joerg Yoki
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Hello Brollachan,

Thanks for the funny Doggy News.

Reagards
Joerg and Yoki


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8 years 8 months ago - 8 years 8 months ago #27323 by Brollachan
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The Story of Adam & Eve's Pets




Adam and Eve said, 'Lord, when we were in the garden, you walked with us every day. Now, we do not see you anymore. We are lonesome here, and it is difficult for us to remember how much you love us.'

And God said, "I will create a companion for you that will be with you and who will be a reflection of my love for you, so that you will love me even when you cannot see me."
"Regardless of how selfish or childish or unlovable you may be, this new companion will accept you as you are and will love you as I do, in spite of yourselves."

And God created a new animal to be a companion for Adam and Eve. And it was a good animal and God was pleased.

And the new animal was pleased to be with Adam and Eve and he wagged his tail.

And Adam said, 'Lord, I have already named all the animals in the Kingdom and I cannot think of a name for this new animal.'

And God said, 'I have created this new animal to be a reflection of my love for you, his name will be a reflection of my own name, and you will call him DOG.'

And Dog lived with Adam and Eve and was a companion to them and loved them. And they were comforted.

And God was pleased.

And Dog was content and wagged his tail.


After a while, it came to pass that an angel came to the Lord and said, 'Lord, Adam and Eve have become filled with pride. They strut and preen like peacocks and they believe they are worthy of adoration. Dog has indeed taught them that they are loved, but perhaps too well.'

And God said, "I will create for them a companion who will be with them and who will see them as they are. The companion will remind them of their limitations, so they will know that they are not always worthy of adoration."

And God created CAT to be a companion to Adam and Eve.

And Cat would not obey them. And when Adam and Eve gazed into Cat's eyes, they were reminded that they were not the supreme beings.


And Adam and Eve learned humility.

And they were greatly improved.


And God was pleased..

And Dog was happy.


And Cat . . .



didn't give a s**t one way or the other.
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