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6 years 4 months ago #39707 by hairybeasty
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hairybeasty wrote: PS...Dont let your dog lick your children ...they lick their own bottoms.. :sick: :sick: :pinch:

I cant believe this was the last post on here... :blink: :blink: :evil:
A year ago.... :pinch: :pinch:
FFS... :huh:

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6 years 4 months ago #39718 by saorsa
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The only dog joke I know....

David Cameron and George Osborne are sat in a pub with Cameron's dog laid by the fire. A man comes into the pub walks over and lifts the dog's tail and then walks away without saying anything. Five minutes later another man comes in and does the same. Cameron and Osborne wonder what going on, when another man comes over and is away to lift the dog's tail. Cameron asks the man what he's doing, the man replies " I heard there's a dog in here with two assholes!"
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6 years 4 months ago #39720 by hairybeasty
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:S :S
Dont be so rude.... :sick:
Then again.... :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: ;)

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6 years 4 months ago #39722 by Ironstone
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Hilarious joke saorsa! The things we do to keep HB happy :huh: Here are a few pics of shameful dogs :laugh:













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6 years 4 months ago #39724 by hairybeasty
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:woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:
Hilarious Ironstone.... :laugh: :laugh:



Keeping me happy.... :pinch: :pinch:
Nobody has ever managed that yet... :whistle: :whistle:

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6 years 4 months ago - 6 years 4 months ago #39725 by Joerg Yoki
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saorsa wrote: The only dog joke I know....

... Cameron asks the man what he's doing, the man replies " I heard there's a dog in here with two assholes!"


Is great Scott, but in the German parliament (Bundestag) is a hound with over 100 assholes!. Cheers Joerg and Yoki + Lucy dh:) dh:)
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5 years 7 months ago - 5 years 7 months ago #41358 by Joerg Yoki
Joerg Yoki replied the topic: Lions humour
Hello,

Today Lions humour ->

Wheel change ....please(?) :woohoo: :woohoo:







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5 years 7 months ago #41359 by Brodie
Brodie replied the topic: Lions humour
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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5 years 7 months ago - 5 years 7 months ago #41369 by Joerg Yoki
Joerg Yoki replied the topic: Lions humour
.......with bears power.









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5 years 6 months ago #41472 by Pho
Pho replied the topic: Doggy humour
Dogs vs Cats

Excerpts from a Dog's diary:

8:00 AM Dog food! Yum! My favorite thing!
9:00 AM A car ride! Wee! My favorite thing!
9:40 AM A walk in the park! Ah! My favorite thing!
10:30 AM Got my ears rubbed and was petted! Ooo! My favorite thing!
NOON Lunch treats! Mmmmm! My favorite thing!
1:00 PM Played in the yard! Ha Ha! My favorite thing!
3:00 PM Got to chew on my toy! Oh yesss! My favorite thing!
5:00 PM Bones! Oh drool! My favorite thing!
7:00 PM Got to play ball! Hee hee! My favorite thing!
8:00 PM Watched TV with my human! Oh wow! My favorite thing!
11:00 PM Sleeping on the couch! Yea! My favorite thing!

Excerpts from a Cat's diary:

It's day 683 of my captivity. My captors continue to taunt me
with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh
meat, while the other inmates are fed hash or some sort of dry
nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear,
I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.
The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape.
In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomited on the floor.

Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at
their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear and terror into their
hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However,
they merely made condescending comments about "what a good little
hunter" I am. The audacity!

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was
placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event;
however, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard
that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must
learn what this means and how to use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one
of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must
try this again tomorrow, this time at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches.
The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released
and seems more than willing to return. He is obviously brain damaged.
The bird must be an informant. I observe him communicating with the
guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. The
captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell,
so he is safe . . .
for now.......................................
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5 years 6 months ago #41476 by Clunie
Clunie replied the topic: Doggy humour
Love it Pho! :lol:

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5 years 6 months ago #41494 by Pho
Pho replied the topic: Doggy humour
Always happy to share a smile. Hope to do so once again.


Oh how true!!!


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5 years 6 months ago #41496 by Brodie
Brodie replied the topic: Doggy humour
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :whistle: dh:)

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5 years 6 months ago #41511 by Pho
Pho replied the topic: Doggy humour
O.K. Will try a third smile in a row.


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5 years 6 months ago #41561 by Pho
Pho replied the topic: Doggy humour
Just need a little happy at the moment.

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5 years 6 months ago #41608 by Joerg Yoki
Joerg Yoki replied the topic: Doggy humour
:laugh: dh:) :laugh: ....








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5 years 6 months ago #41616 by Pho
Pho replied the topic: Doggy humour
Nice!

Hey Joerg, can you PhotoShop the picture so that everyone has painted toe nails? The lavender toe nails would be just fabulous on everyone.
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5 years 6 months ago #41617 by Joerg Yoki
Joerg Yoki replied the topic: Doggy humour
Sorry not Pho, but your idea is great. :woohoo: :lol: :laugh:



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5 years 6 months ago #41647 by Joerg Yoki
Joerg Yoki replied the topic: Doggy humour
Hello,



Goofy with Pluto



Have all a very nice weekend.

Salute
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4 years 4 months ago #42599 by Pho
Pho replied the topic: Doggy humour
It's been a while since I posted in Doggy Humour... I hope the link works.

www.irv2.com/forums/f97/p...-em-178671.html

Enjoy!
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