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9 years 3 months ago - 9 years 3 months ago #23182 by Lurch8252
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Kneeling High Jump Record





Are you aware that a new world record has been set for the HIGH JUMP from a KNEELING position?

The record (0.757 meters) - remember this is from a KNEELING position - was set recently on a beach near Montpellier in Southern France .

This photograph was taken a split second before the jump - but it gives you an idea as to how it was achieved...





























































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9 years 3 months ago #23183 by Lurch8252
Lurch8252 replied the topic: Re:Kneeling High Jump Record
I received this today, it does look like a Deerhound to me, and to be honest, this is how most of the fuests in my house get greeted!!!

Enjoy, a bit of Monday humour!

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9 years 3 months ago #23184 by hairybeasty
hairybeasty replied the topic: Re:Kneeling High Jump Record
Helen,why are the guests in your house naked and on their knees??
Is there something you would like to tell us??

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9 years 3 months ago #23185 by Lurch8252
Lurch8252 replied the topic: Re:Kneeling High Jump Record
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Not naked, oh, you know what I mean, do yours investigate guests with a wet nose in the backside?

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9 years 3 months ago - 9 years 3 months ago #23186 by hairybeasty
hairybeasty replied the topic: Re:Kneeling High Jump Record
Only if they've been eating Brodie's purina treats!!
No, I know what you mean,a wet nose in the backside certainly sorts the wheat from the chaff!!
TBH though,most people are too scared to come in the gate...
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9 years 3 months ago #23187 by Lurch8252
Lurch8252 replied the topic: Re:Kneeling High Jump Record
I forwarded this to people who have had the 'Murphy experience' at my house and they are all emailing back saying "It's Murphy"
UPS man knocked today, he called last week and met the dogs, today I put dogs in garden before opening the door, he gingerly stood there asking "Is the horse away?"

Did have a West AFrican meter man run up the road once!

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9 years 3 months ago #23188 by hairybeasty
hairybeasty replied the topic: Re:Kneeling High Jump Record
Lurch8252 wrote:


Did have a West AFrican meter man run up the road once!


C'mon,what did they do to him?Not just the old "wet nose in the crack"trick surely?

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9 years 3 months ago #23189 by lurcherlover
lurcherlover replied the topic: Re: Kneeling High Jump Record
lol!! very funny!!!

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9 years 3 months ago #23199 by Lurch8252
Lurch8252 replied the topic: Re: Kneeling High Jump Record
Murphy's bed is in front of the meter cupboard, door knocked, let him in, forgot to say "don't worry about the dog" when all of a sudden (think west african accent here) he shreiks, runs out the door, saying he had never seen such a big dog. He is now a regular meter reader and gets on very well with Murphy, if he can get him to move out the way of the cupboard that is.

My guests are usually clothed :laugh:

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9 years 3 months ago #23204 by hairybeasty
hairybeasty replied the topic: Re:Kneeling High Jump Record
HAHAHA!naughty Murphy!!

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9 years 3 months ago #23207 by houndy
houndy replied the topic: Re:Kneeling High Jump Record
yes it does look like a deerhound - typical :laugh:

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9 years 3 months ago #23250 by daisymay
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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9 years 3 months ago #23259 by wallace
wallace replied the topic: Re:Kneeling High Jump Record
I sure Elsie Grey could be good at this greeting!! :laugh:

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9 years 3 months ago #23370 by daisymay
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wallace wrote:

I sure Elsie Grey could be good at this greeting!! :laugh:


Oh, don't give her any more ideas please.....with her track record, it would be an X-rated greeting.....bad enough with the chap in jogging bottoms :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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9 years 3 months ago #23371 by hairybeasty
hairybeasty replied the topic: Re:Kneeling High Jump Record
Maybe she could combine two or more sports in one easy move..."keepy-uppy","high jump" and the "100 yard dash" in one cheeky move....or is that too naughty even for Elsie Grey?

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9 years 3 months ago #23454 by daisymay
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hairybeasty wrote:

Maybe she could combine two or more sports in one easy move..."keepy-uppy","high jump" and the "100 yard dash" in one cheeky move....or is that too naughty even for Elsie Grey?


:laugh: Oh don't you believe it Hairy, nothing is too naughty for Elsie Grey :whistle: She would get a gold medal for those moves :laugh: :laugh: (You want to find 'the Bonking' in the ring thread from last year....I never lived it down :blush: )

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9 years 3 months ago #23456 by lurcherlover
lurcherlover replied the topic: Re:Kneeling High Jump Record
oh where can i find that one?? havent heard that one and could do with a laugh :laugh:

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9 years 3 months ago #23461 by daisymay
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lurcherlover wrote:

oh where can i find that one?? havent heard that one and could do with a laugh :laugh:


I think it was under the title of 'Oh shame on you Elsie Grey' ...it should still be on here somewhere. :laugh:

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9 years 3 months ago #23462 by daisymay
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lurcherlover wrote:

oh where can i find that one?? havent heard that one and could do with a laugh :laugh:


I think it was under the title of 'Oh shame on you Elsie Grey' ...it should still be on here somewhere. :laugh:


Just found it...if you go to Advanced Search and then type in 'Ooohh the shame of it Elsie Grey' and then put 'Daisymay' in left hand box it will come up. You might have to scroll down, it was over a year ago now. (and I still have not got over it, took ages for the bruises to go down :ohmy: ) :laugh:

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9 years 3 months ago #23478 by lurcherlover
lurcherlover replied the topic: Re:Kneeling High Jump Record
i have put that in but still cant find it!! usless woman!! must be doing something wrong!!

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